LESLIE: (chuckling) OK.
TOM: (chuckling) OK.
KATHLEEN: I have gas that comes in at one end of my house and about 50 feet away is my fireplace. So I’ve had estimates for running gas line but the length of it and the bends involved is really costly, it seems; so I’m thinking that I could use one of those barbecue gas cylinders maybe as a gas source. My fireplace is on an outside wall.
TOM: On an outside wall? Hmm.
KATHLEEN: Yes.
TOM: Maybe, maybe, maybe. Not sure about that. I will tell you that if you think the expense of running the gas line is costly, wait until you see how much it costs to run that fireplace. Usually, when you add a gas burner to an existing fireplace, they use a huge amount of BTUs so they’re very expensive to run.
LESLIE: But isn’t that essentially – couldn’t you do that as an insert to the existing fireplace, Tom?
TOM: I don’t know about that. I’ve never seen one that – no, I’ve never seen one that’s that efficient to be used as an insert. So this is a pretty expensive improvement that you’re thinking about doing, Kathleen. If you’re not going to use it all the time, why don’t you just go back – go with a standard Duraflame log and save yourself a lot of headache.
KATHLEEN: Oh, OK. Alrighty.
TOM: (overlapping voices) Pretty costly.
KATHLEEN: And when you were mentioning inserts, are you talking about the ones that re-burn their own smoke because we have no-burn days here in Phoenix?
TOM: Yeah, they have inserts that burn wood, sure. And they’re more efficient than regular masonry fireplaces. But I will tell you that adding a gas burner to a masonry fireplace is just a very inefficient thing to do.
KATHLEEN: OK. Thank you.
TOM: You’re welcome. Thanks so much for calling us at 888-MONEY-PIT.
TOM: Yeah, well, it’s always nice to be nice to the neighbors because you never know when you need to have that favor returned. (chuckles)
Ron, what I would do is I would install – I wouldn’t install – I would plant some bushes around that. It’s not going to affect the function of the generator but it might serve as a noise barrier. You know, the other thing that you could do is fence it in but I think probably bushes would be a good way to sort of break up the sound waves.
LESLIE: And the most attractive.
TOM: (overlapping voices) Yeah, exactly.
LESLIE: Otherwise, you’re looking at a wood box.
RON: Yeah, it’ll look good on that utility side of my house.
TOM: (overlapping voices) It’s a good buffer.
RON: That’s probably a good solution.
TOM: (overlapping voices) Alright, Ron.
LESLIE: (overlapping voices) Yeah, look at Leyland cypress. They’re gorgeous and they’re affordable.
RON: I’ll get a few of them.
LESLIE: (overlapping voices) Good, enjoy.
TOM: (overlapping voices) Alright, Ron. Thanks so much for calling us at 1-888-MONEY-PIT.
Now, we expect to hear from Ron’s neighbor with the same question.
LESLIE: You know, let me tell you (Tom chuckles) – when we first moved into our house, there was a chain-link fence between us and the neighbor and I was like, “You know, no offense. You’re lovely people but I don’t want to look at you.” So we put these three-foot Leyland cypress in and we’ve been in the house five years and the tallest one is the same height as my house.
TOM: And now it’s completely invisible, right?
LESLIE: It’s amazing and they were inexpensive and if you get them put in by a landscaping pro, they’ll guarantee them for the first year should they die, should there be a problem and then you’ll get a new one.
TOM: OK.
SHARON: We were wondering how to get them out of there.
TOM: Well, first of all, you need to repair your vents so that there’s not an easy way in. And then, secondly, what I would do is install what’s called a bat door. You’re going to need to create some space somewhere in the siding so that the bats can get out and you cover that with like a netting; sort of like a bird netting that’s attached on the top and the sides but sort of open at the bottom. What’ll happen is the bats will go out that hole and they’ll go outside but they won’t be able to find their way back in again. And that’s the way you kind of welcome them back out of your attic space.
SHARON: OK. I appreciate your time in helping us with that.
TOM: Well, you’re very welcome. Thanks so much for calling us at 1-888-MONEY-PIT.
LESLIE: Bats are just unsettling. (Tom chuckles) I read somewhere once that there’s something with their wings and if they encounter you, they can get stuck in your hair. And the whole idea of a bat getting stuck in my hair freaks me out.
TOM: (overlapping voices) I think a bat would probably be more afraid of you, Leslie, than you would be afraid of it.
LESLIE: I’m not so sure. (Tom chuckles)
LESLIE: (chuckling) OK.
TOM: (chuckling) OK.
KATHLEEN: I have gas that comes in at one end of my house and about 50 feet away is my fireplace. So I’ve had estimates for running gas line but the length of it and the bends involved is really costly, it seems; so I’m thinking that I could use one of those barbecue gas cylinders maybe as a gas source. My fireplace is on an outside wall.
TOM: On an outside wall? Hmm.
KATHLEEN: Yes.
TOM: Maybe, maybe, maybe. Not sure about that. I will tell you that if you think the expense of running the gas line is costly, wait until you see how much it costs to run that fireplace. Usually, when you add a gas burner to an existing fireplace, they use a huge amount of BTUs so they’re very expensive to run.
LESLIE: But isn’t that essentially – couldn’t you do that as an insert to the existing fireplace, Tom?
TOM: I don’t know about that. I’ve never seen one that – no, I’ve never seen one that’s that efficient to be used as an insert. So this is a pretty expensive improvement that you’re thinking about doing, Kathleen. If you’re not going to use it all the time, why don’t you just go back – go with a standard Duraflame log and save yourself a lot of headache.
KATHLEEN: Oh, OK. Alrighty.
TOM: (overlapping voices) Pretty costly.
KATHLEEN: And when you were mentioning inserts, are you talking about the ones that re-burn their own smoke because we have no-burn days here in Phoenix?
TOM: Yeah, they have inserts that burn wood, sure. And they’re more efficient than regular masonry fireplaces. But I will tell you that adding a gas burner to a masonry fireplace is just a very inefficient thing to do.
KATHLEEN: OK. Thank you.
TOM: You’re welcome. Thanks so much for calling us at 888-MONEY-PIT.
TOM: Yeah, well, it’s always nice to be nice to the neighbors because you never know when you need to have that favor returned. (chuckles)
Ron, what I would do is I would install – I wouldn’t install – I would plant some bushes around that. It’s not going to affect the function of the generator but it might serve as a noise barrier. You know, the other thing that you could do is fence it in but I think probably bushes would be a good way to sort of break up the sound waves.
LESLIE: And the most attractive.
TOM: (overlapping voices) Yeah, exactly.
LESLIE: Otherwise, you’re looking at a wood box.
RON: Yeah, it’ll look good on that utility side of my house.
TOM: (overlapping voices) It’s a good buffer.
RON: That’s probably a good solution.
TOM: (overlapping voices) Alright, Ron.
LESLIE: (overlapping voices) Yeah, look at Leyland cypress. They’re gorgeous and they’re affordable.
RON: I’ll get a few of them.
LESLIE: (overlapping voices) Good, enjoy.
TOM: (overlapping voices) Alright, Ron. Thanks so much for calling us at 1-888-MONEY-PIT.
Now, we expect to hear from Ron’s neighbor with the same question.
LESLIE: You know, let me tell you (Tom chuckles) – when we first moved into our house, there was a chain-link fence between us and the neighbor and I was like, “You know, no offense. You’re lovely people but I don’t want to look at you.” So we put these three-foot Leyland cypress in and we’ve been in the house five years and the tallest one is the same height as my house.
TOM: And now it’s completely invisible, right?
LESLIE: It’s amazing and they were inexpensive and if you get them put in by a landscaping pro, they’ll guarantee them for the first year should they die, should there be a problem and then you’ll get a new one.
TOM: OK.
SHARON: We were wondering how to get them out of there.
TOM: Well, first of all, you need to repair your vents so that there’s not an easy way in. And then, secondly, what I would do is install what’s called a bat door. You’re going to need to create some space somewhere in the siding so that the bats can get out and you cover that with like a netting; sort of like a bird netting that’s attached on the top and the sides but sort of open at the bottom. What’ll happen is the bats will go out that hole and they’ll go outside but they won’t be able to find their way back in again. And that’s the way you kind of welcome them back out of your attic space.
SHARON: OK. I appreciate your time in helping us with that.
TOM: Well, you’re very welcome. Thanks so much for calling us at 1-888-MONEY-PIT.
LESLIE: Bats are just unsettling. (Tom chuckles) I read somewhere once that there’s something with their wings and if they encounter you, they can get stuck in your hair. And the whole idea of a bat getting stuck in my hair freaks me out.
TOM: (overlapping voices) I think a bat would probably be more afraid of you, Leslie, than you would be afraid of it.
LESLIE: I’m not so sure. (Tom chuckles)



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